To The Journey 208: Irish Candy Land / by Trek fm

"Fair Haven" Rewrite.

Running Time: 46 minutes 11 seconds
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Voyager fans tend to fall into one of two categories: those that love "Fair Haven" and those that loathe "Fair Haven." In this episode of To The Journey, hosts Zachary Fruhling, Kay Shaw, and Suzanne Williamson attempt to make "Fair Haven" a bit more palatable to the latter with a "Fair Haven" rewrite! Follow the crew of To The Journey in search of the pot of gold-pressed latinum at the end of the rainbow, omnipotent leprechauns, and Fair Haven limericks:

There once was hologram from Fair Haven
Who was stuck in a situation most graven.
He went on a quest
With a clover on his breast
And all the Irish lasses were wavin'.

There once was a Q from the continuum
Who was stuck in Fair Haven for a millennium.
He wore green shiny pants
And caused a romance
And their love was as strong as tritanium.


Intro (00:00:00)
What's Wrong with "Fair Haven"? (00:02:32)
More Realism or More Stereotypes? (00:05:52)
Who Plays the Leprechaun? (00:07:47)
The Michael Sullivan Issue (00:09:47)
Rokeg Blood Pudding (00:11:47)
Add the Tattoo (00:13:34)
We Need a Plot (00:14:28)
Find the Pot of Gold, Save the Ship (00:16:26)
There Once Was a Hologram from Fair Haven (00:18:56)
The Seamus Heaney Translation (00:23:17)
One Too Many for Tuvok (00:26:35) Confessions and Arm Wrestling (00:27:16) Janeway/Seven Rings Match (00:30:25) Vulcan Literature Has No Leprechauns (00:32:32) And Their Love Was as Strong as Tritanium (00:33:31) Closing (00:39:50)


Zachary Fruhling, Kay Shaw, and Suzanne Williamson


Kay Shaw (Editor) Suzanne Williamson (Producer) Zachary Fruhling (Producer) C. Bryan Jones (Executive Producer) Matthew Rushing (Executive Producer) Kenneth Tripp (Executive Producer) Bruce Lish (Associate Producer) Joo Kim (Associate Producer) Richard Marquez (Associate Producer) Richard Marquez (Production Manager) Brandon-Shea Mutala (Patreon Manager)