"Fair Haven" Rewrite.
Voyager fans tend to fall into one of two categories: those that love "Fair Haven" and those that loathe "Fair Haven." In this episode of To The Journey, hosts Zachary Fruhling, Kay Shaw, and Suzanne Williamson attempt to make "Fair Haven" a bit more palatable to the latter with a "Fair Haven" rewrite! Follow the crew of To The Journey in search of the pot of gold-pressed latinum at the end of the rainbow, omnipotent leprechauns, and Fair Haven limericks:
There once was hologram from Fair Haven
Who was stuck in a situation most graven.
He went on a quest
With a clover on his breast
And all the Irish lasses were wavin'.
There once was a Q from the continuum
Who was stuck in Fair Haven for a millennium.
He wore green shiny pants
And caused a romance
And their love was as strong as tritanium.
What's Wrong with "Fair Haven"? (00:02:32)
More Realism or More Stereotypes? (00:05:52)
Who Plays the Leprechaun? (00:07:47)
The Michael Sullivan Issue (00:09:47)
Rokeg Blood Pudding (00:11:47)
Add the Tattoo (00:13:34)
We Need a Plot (00:14:28)
Find the Pot of Gold, Save the Ship (00:16:26)
There Once Was a Hologram from Fair Haven (00:18:56)
The Seamus Heaney Translation (00:23:17)
One Too Many for Tuvok (00:26:35) Confessions and Arm Wrestling (00:27:16) Janeway/Seven Rings Match (00:30:25) Vulcan Literature Has No Leprechauns (00:32:32) And Their Love Was as Strong as Tritanium (00:33:31) Closing (00:39:50)
Zachary Fruhling, Kay Shaw, and Suzanne Williamson
Kay Shaw (Editor) Suzanne Williamson (Producer) Zachary Fruhling (Producer) C. Bryan Jones (Executive Producer) Matthew Rushing (Executive Producer) Kenneth Tripp (Executive Producer) Bruce Lish (Associate Producer) Joo Kim (Associate Producer) Richard Marquez (Associate Producer) Richard Marquez (Production Manager) Brandon-Shea Mutala (Patreon Manager)
Characters We Wanted More Of. We discuss one-off characters that we wanted to see more of, and characters we wish had joined the Voyager crew.
Nothing Human. We discuss the fifth-season Voyager episode "Nothing Human" and the pros and cons of using Crell Moset's morally questionable research to save the life of B'Elanna Torres against her wishes.
"False Profits" Commentary. We bend the Prime Directive in an audio commentary on the third-season Voyager episode "False Profits."
Top Harry Kim Moments. We compare our picks for the top three Harry Kim moments in Star Trek: Voyager.
Desert Island Episodes - Voyager Season 5. We compare our top three choices from Voyager season 5 to take with us to a desert island, forever abandoning all other episodes from season 5.
"Muse" Commentary. We give an audio commentary on the sixth-season Voyager episode "Muse" and explore the classically epic quality of the Voyager story.
Doomed Voyager Relationships - Part 2. We continue our two-part discussion on failed Voyager relationship attempts, including those of B'Elanna Torres, Seven of Nine, Commander Chakotay, and Captain Janeway.
Doomed Voyager Relationships - Part 1. We discuss the many failed relationship attempts in Star Trek: Voyager, both organic and holographic.
Virtuoso. We discuss the sixth-season Voyager episode "Virtuoso," from The Doctor's newfound musical fame with the Qomar Planetary Alliance to the diversity of musical styles in the 24th century.
Tuvix Alternatives. We imagine alternative Voyager character hybrid pairings besides Tuvok and Neelix in the second-season episode "Tuvix."
Halfway Home. We discuss possible futures for Voyager, assuming the events of "Endgame" had never happened, 30 years into the journey and halfway home.
Seska...What If? We explore alternative directions for the character of Seska on Star Trek: Voyager, and the impact those alternative versions of Seska might have had on the overall Voyager story.
Course: Oblivion. We obsess over the minutiae of the wedding of Fake-Tom and Fake-B'Elanna and wrestle with the existential burdens of being a biomimetic duplicate in our discussion of the fifth-season Voyager episode "Course: Oblivion."
What Voyager Means To Us. We take a personal look at the meaningfulness of Voyager through our own personal stories and reflections. Plus we have an important announcement about the future of To The Journey and the journey ahead.
Non-Doctor/Seven Episodes from Seasons Five through Seven. Despite the many great Doctor/Seven episodes in the later seasons of Voyager, we go in search of our favorite non-Doctor/Seven episodes from Voyager's last three seasons.
We Need to Talk about Chakotay. We come to Commander Chakotay's defense against the Chakotay-haters with a discussion about what we love about, and what was done right with Voyager's intrepid first officer.
"Year of Hell" Commentary. We switch on our temporal shielding for an audio commentary on the two-part fan-favorite Voyager episode "Year of Hell."
Prixmas Potluck. We attend Voyager's Prixmas potluck in search of the crew's favorite holiday dishes.
Desert Island Episodes - Voyager Season 4. We compare our top three "Desert Island" picks from Voyager season 4, forsaking all other season 4 episodes forever.
Daddy Issues. We explore the complicated and often troubled relationships that the crew of Voyager share with their respective fathers and father figures, whether biological or holographic.
Defending "Threshold." We respond to a recent challenge to give our best defense of the second-season Voyager episode, "Threshold."
The Conclusion. We go back into the writers' room to conclude our hypothetical Voyager feature film trilogy, The Progenitors 3: Dennis Alexio Must Die!
Spooky Voyager. In this special Halloween episode of To The Journey, we probe Voyager's darkest corridors in search of the scariest, spookiest, and creepiest episodes, moments, and imagery in all of Star Trek: Voyager.
Desert Island Episodes - Voyager Season 3. We compare our top three "desert island" episodes from season 3 of Star Trek: Voyager, in search of the answer to that age-old question: Who's coming over for Coda night?
Drone. What do you get when you cross a few Borg nanoprobes, a piece of 29th-century holographic technology, and the DNA of a Starfleet ensign? We dive into a Borg maturation chamber to find out as we discuss the season-five Voyager episode "Drone."
Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres Relationship Analysis. We take an in-depth look at Voyager's resident opposites-attract couple, Tom Paris and B'Elanna Torres.
Counselor Troi in *Voyager*. We're joined by Amy Nelson, co-host of *Earl Grey*, to discuss Marina Sirtis's three appearances as Counselor Deanna Troi in *Star Trek: Voyager*.
Vorik Character Analysis. We scratch the Vulcan seven-year itch and have a Platonic man crush with a character analysis of Ensign Vorik.
"Pathfinder" Commentary. With Suzanne temporarily lost in a holographic Voyager fantasy with Lieutenant Barclay and Commander Chakotay, Zachary and Kay sit down together for a "Pathfinder" audio commentary.
The Void. We're joined by Trek.fm content manager Justin Oser to discuss the seventh-season Voyager episode "The Void."