Earl Grey 38: You Will Never Be Captain / by Darren Moser

Divisional Shuffle.

What would happen if our favorite TNG characters belonged to other divisions? What if Data worked in security? What if Picard manned the science station? What if Riker sat at tactical? In this episode of Earl Grey hosts Phillip GIlfus, Darren Moser, and Daniel Proulx discuss what it might be like if our beloved Enterprise-D crew had their colors scrambled and danced the divisional shuffle. We touch on blue-shirt Picard from "Tapestry," Lieutenant Riker, and a technicolor Data. Don't get jealous, Wesley!

Running Time: 1 hour 4 minutes 23 seconds


Phillip Gilfus, Darren Moser, and Daniel Proulx



Data in Red: Command (5:07)
Data in Blue: Sciences (10:15)
Data in Blue: Medical (14:03)
Data in Gold: Security (17:22)
Worf in Red: Command (20:39)
Picard in Blue: Sciences (27:32)
Riker in Gold: Tactical (35:27)
Geordi in Red: Command (39:38)
Troi in Blue: Sciences (45:11)
Crusher in Blue: Starfleet Medical (51:35)
Crusher-Picard in Red: "All Good Things…" (54:31)




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